Because using arm and back muscles was overrated anyway…
Because I will never need to shovel another bit of snow after this winter…
Because the plow is just going to undo a hours worth of work tomorrow morning anyway…
Because I don’t really want visitors anyway so who cares if they can’t get up my stairs…
Why won’t you have to shovel snow anymore??? Are you moving to where it never snows???
No I won’t have to shovel because I will have a husband who will never leave me for another winter and I won’t have to help him because he didn’t help me…