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Dear Penny,
If you wouldn’t eat cat food you wouldn’t throw up everyday!
Love, Mom

Dear Lucy,
If you wouldn’t tip over the dog bed you wouldn’t have to try unsuccesfully to dig an indent on the wrong side, you could conveniently use the one already provided on the correct side.
Love, Mom

Dear Tigger,
If you don’t want to get eaten by the dogs stop batting at them as they walk by…
Love, Mom

Dear Wendy’s,
If I order a small fry with no salt I probably don’t need those SEVEN salt packets you put in my bag.
Love, A customer who doesn’t like salt!